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THEEXPRESS STRAWSYSTEM™
Free Workplace Tool

Tortuosity Audit

Choose a conduit geometry, or draw one. Every straw is measured between the same two endpoints, 0.20 m apart, using the methods of Express Straw Research Institute (2026).

The straw under audit, joining beverage A to recipient B. D = 0.20 m Abeverage Brecipient Express Straw™ reference, τ = 1.000

Run the priming test: both straws start empty.

Annualized NBPR Exposure

Time spent waiting on conduit length that serves no identifiable transport function, for one employee, under the same idealized model.

Model: each geometry is treated as an ideal cylinder of its own centerline length, r = 3.0 mm, steady fully developed laminar flow, equal available pressure; Q ∝ 1/L (§2.2), t ∝ L, Vprime = πr²L (§4.2). Reference delivery time for the Express Straw is taken as 30 s for 350 mL. Priming-test animation: priming volume is τ× larger and flow τ× smaller, so the fill takes τ² as long (capped for legibility). Performance calculations are theoretical and subject to stated assumptions.