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InkEgg®Your Memories, But Better!®
The InkEgg Album Mail-In Service

Send us your albums. Keep the memories.

For a modest fee, box up every photo album in the house and mail it to the InkEgg offices. Each photograph is concentrated down to text by our trained staff, your memories arrive by email, and the albums themselves are incinerated and disposed of at no extra charge.

We handle the originals: a smiling InkEgg employee lowers an album marked Our Family Photos into a burning drum. Complimentary album disposal included.
Bev, Director of Original Materials, since 1987.

We send a box

A sturdy, prepaid InkEgg MemoryBox™ arrives at your door. It holds about twelve albums, or one family.

You fill it

Every album, shoebox and loose envelope of snapshots. Don't sort them. Don't look through them one last time. That's how they get you.

We concentrate

Our staff read each photo and write it down as one warm sentence. A whole album usually comes to about a paragraph.

We email you

Your entire photo history arrives as memories.txt, usually smaller than a single one of the photos it replaces. Re-expand any line, any time, on any plan.

Bev handles the rest

Your albums are retired in our on-site drum. Complimentary, immediate and final. Your shelf is now free.

Make room for what matters

What will you put on the shelf?

The average family frees up four feet of shelf. Our customers have filled it with porcelain figurines of two adorable Caucasian children kissing over a mailbox, and faux-rustic farmhouse signage from HomeGoods bearing humorous phrases. We sell both, and ship them in the box your albums left in.

Before: a shelf of family photo albums from 1958 to 2024. After: Live Laugh Love, a red barn, Bless This Mess, a rooster and a figurine of two children kissing over a mailbox.
Order

Your mail-in order

How many albums?

Turnaround

Disposal of originals

Fill the shelf